Mild Mafia Footjobs

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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viktor-the-leshen

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kira-serialfaggot

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he would not say that.

bambibimbosparkles

I was there when he said it actually

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"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

bambibimbosparkles

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

gnilliam

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abalidoth

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

fallenangelvictorious

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

a-dauntless-daffodil

*rebogs post while vigorously shaking my head to show i would in fact forgive ladydick for whatever she might like to do or not do with Sun Tzu*